DEATH OF A BACHELOR ASDFGHJK
((This chapter will be Phils hens night or bachelorette party, wherever you live in the world, and the next chapter will be Dan's stag night or Bachelor party))~Phil's POV~
We decided on hens night being the week in advanced, instead of the night before. I was out with my 'bridesmaids' to a local hub and grill. Dan was out with his 'groomsmen' at a hotel or something, I don't know, I've told Echo to keep me updated on everything. Crossing my fingers that Dan wouldn't get to drunk and Echo will have to drag his ass home, that's never fun for me or Echo, because since Echo doesn't drink he has to deal with Dan making idiotic remakes. He once told Echo that his hair, that had just recently been dyed purple, teal, blue, and white, that it looked like a bowl of caterpillars. The next day he had one of the worst hangovers I've ever seen him have and I had to make him at least 17 bowls of soup. Anyway moving on from that, Lee, Destery, Cry and myself, Ian being sick, were all sitting at a booth talking about weddings and our future weddings, basically everything other than the wedding we were celebrating, whatever.
"So Lee, would you consider proposing to Echo?" Cry asked, taking a swig of his beer, with his legs rested on Destery's lap as Destery scrolled through tumblr.
"Maybe, I mean maybe sometimes after University"
Me and Dan had both enrolled into the same University, considering we both wanted to be filmmakers, and we had the same dorm room, which only happened because we left out the fact we were engaged and getting married, that may have had a pole into the decision.
"Aww you guys are cute though, after Phan's wedding I'm going to be waiting for your wedding"
"Ha ha very funny Cry"
I signaled a waiter over, Colleen apparently, and ordered another water with lemon, I'm so frisky I know.
"Can I get a water with lemon please"
She wrote it down on her small booklet and turned her head to my group.
"What are you guys celebrating, or is this just a hang out?"
"This is technically my 'hens' party, but it's nothing to fancy, my fiancé is out doing something as well"
She nodded her head, smiling and walked away. I turned back to my group, grabbing my phone from a text from Echo.
E: They are talking about your guys honeymoon and Pewdie is getting to graphic with it and Dan's smirking and acting thirsty, so be prepared for that tomorrow ;)
P: Sometimes I need consent to why I'm marrying this man in the next week when I get reminded that he does shit like this
E: Meh you love it
P: Yes I do, he pleasures me ;)
E: Woooahhhh TMI dude I didn't need to hear my best friend say that about my other best friend
P: I mean we are getting married
E: Shhhhh let me have my moment
P: Whatever
I placed my phone back in my pocket and saw everyone looking at me.
"Why are all of you staring at me for?"
Destery stood up, grabbing my arm and pulling me up, having Cry and Lee stand up as well.
"Come on we are going out"
As we enter the parking lot Cry put a cloth over my eyes, and throwing me into I'm guessing Destery's car. Well then. I swear if they take me to a gay strip club I will rip their faces off.
A few minutes later someone lead me out of the car and took my blindfold off. We were In Front of an arcade. Oh thank god. I let out a sigh of relief as I looked over at them. We all ran in with linked arms, Cry walking over and paying for tokens.
That night we played pretty much everything, probably looking like idiots considering we were 18/19 year olds acting like we were 10. Oh well. We all played games like DDR, in which I beat everyone, Pacman, racing games, in which I lost miserably, Crain machines, pinball, and other games to earn you tickets and such. Destery wouldn't let out on the game where you pull down a lever and it spins on a certain number to give you that number of tickets, you know that machine, and he actually won over 2000+ tickets, which I found hilarious and ironic. There were a group of idiot 11 year olds who were trying to tear Cry's mask off, which led to Cry slapping them across the face. There was also a girl around 13 at most who was asking me who I was getting married to and keep asking why I was getting married at the age of 18, she kept occasionally asking that for 4 hours. I got some text from Echo through the night, mostly pictures of them at the local carnival. Dan apparently won me a Pikachu plush. That's cute and cheesy as fuck. After being at the arcade for 6 hours we headed back to our hotel to rest because it's almost 4 o'clock in the morning.
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