Take the monsters away | Phan (Completed)

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Song of the day~ Little did you know//Alex and Sirea

~Phil's POV~

It's been 3 hours since we moved in and currently I'm in the kitchen trying to find the takeout menu and Dan is trying to figure out how to use the television outlet.

"It's no use I can't find it" I said as I dramatically flopped on our bed.

"Then take the car and go get it, maybe at the shop?"

"Noooooooooooo"

"Your can be so lazy sometimes" he stated with a fake eye roll and a fant blush on his cheeks.

"Your the one who loves this lazy ass so now your stuck with me" I heard him chuckle when I leaned over the bed to kiss the side of his head.

"I hate you"

"Yeah sure keep thinking that"

"If I go with you will you go pick up our order?"

"Yes"

"Fine let's go"

And with that I grabbed my lion jumper and he grabbed his Galaxy hoodie, then grabbed my hand and we were out the door.

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Surprisingly the Chinese place was only a few minutes away, so once we entered, Alice was all over me with stupid questions like:

"Are you okay?"

"I haven't seen you in over 3 weeks what the hell happened"

"Who is that?"

"Why are you holding hands?

"Did he hurt you?"

"Is he your boyfriend?"

"Where's your mum?"

Yep......

After we finally got our food, other workers also bombarding me with questions, we made our way out and back to our apartment. Hm our apartment, it's kind of cool to consider Home (temporarily that is) as both mine and Dan's. As I thought this I looked back over at Dan who had now stop to help a little girl with her shoelaces, and as I looked at him all the events that have happened since I meet him started unfolding themselves again. All the bad but also the best memories started coarsening through and it made me smile what Echo calls 'Cheshire cat' smile, because well i think you can figure out why.

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Once we got back to our flat and finished eating our food, we just decided to watch cable, so we were currently watching American horror story Hotel ((that show is probably my favorite show ever)) that was convently on FX. I looked up to see Dan half asleep half awake so I did something that I know drives him insane. I made my way on Dan's lap and turned to face him. I started unbuttoning his black shirt, very, very slowly. I heard Dan whimper and whisper

"Phil what are you doing?"

All I do is smirk and gently say "just making you more comfortable..."

I could feel him get impatient when I started pulling off his shirt very slowly...

A little too slow for his liking because he pushed me on to the bed with great force, mission complete. He towered on top of me and basically ripped my shirt off while saying "it's not good to tease me sweetheart"

I flipped him over so I was now on top of him ((#philtops2k15)) and leaned in to whisper in his ear,

"Sorry babe, maybe l can serve my punishment later"

I then winked and climbed off of him, leaving a very ticked and at roused Daniel Howell to lay in grief. Yep he is right, I am the worlds biggest arsehole

A/N: I haven't posted in ten million years and I'm sorry! Is it just me or does hearing the word Christmas this early make you physically sick. Probably just me. This is honestly probably the funniest chapter I've had to write so far.