Hufflepuff: *brings Stanly in*
Stan: uuuu, where am I?
Hufflepuff: *explains*
Stan: why am I here?
Hufflepuff: 'CAUSE YOU GOT A DARE! Lower all prices in the mystery shack, by 5%
Stan: WHAT! No!
Hufflepuff: to bad, you have to! OOH! Can I have a pug?
Stan: uuh, that'll cost you twenty bucks.
Hufflepuff: minus 5% sooo 16 bucks. (Did I do that right? Math isn't really my thing.)
Stan: -_- grrrrr *gives her pug*
Hufflepuff: PUUUUUUUG! *sends Stan back to the Mystery Shack* I'm going to call you, Mini Bob.
<at the mystery shack>
Stan: *lowering prices*
*mabel and Dipper poof in*
Dipper: hey, cool, we're back. Grunkle Stan, what are you doing?
Stan: lowering prices
Mabel: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH STAN! GRUNKLE FOOOOORD HEEEEEELP!
Stan: wow wow wow. A witch said I was dared, or whatever, for some book.
Dipper: was her name Hufflepuff?
Stan: Yep.
Ford: *runs in* What is it Mabel?!
Hufflepuff: *poofs in with Mini Bob and Bill* HI STANFORD! LOOK WHAT STANLY GAVE ME! *shows him the adorable pug*
Ford: Ah!
Hufflepuff: don't worry, I told Bill if he try's anything I would use all three unforgivable curses on him.
Bill: *rocking back and forth* sh-she already used crucio.
Hufflepuff: I told you that was an accident!
Ford: ... You scared one of the most powerful beings on earth, into that
Hufflepuff: Yep! Kinda mah thang.
|customer walks in|
Customer: OOH! Snow globes! *buys one*
Stan: how long do I have to do this?
Hufflepuff: three weeks! *looks at Bill* although the world could be destroyed by then, it could be destroyed by tomorrow!
Bill: *walks over* I agree.
Hufflepuff: GET BACK TO YOUR CORNER MISTER! *raises wand*
Ford: is that how you scare him? By having a wand?
Hufflepuff: meh, partly, mostly it's because I know his girlfriend
Ford: you have a girlfriend
Bill: yeah, I have a life outside of torturing this family.
