Hufflepuff: Art, you dared so I"m going to have you do the honors.
Art: Why thank you. I dare Merp to eat everyone, like in Pinocchio.
Hufflepuff: except for me and Art, because being i n the inside of a whale is mot on my bucket list.
Dipper: And it's on ours?
Hufflepuff: You are a cartoon. And there for can not actually die, not to mention, you've already died at one point in the book, and I brought you back. I am a real human, there for, if I die, I am gone for good. I don't get a second chance like you do.
Dipper: I don't know what to say that.
Hufflepuff: I'm smart!
Bill: suuuuuuuuuuure
Hufflepuff: shut up. lets get on with this.
-at the ocean-
Merp: *swimmin like a boss*
Dipper: AHHHHHH! HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *clings to Billina*
Billina: DAD! GET OFF OF ME! YOU CAN'T DIE! YOUR A DEMON!
Pacifica: I THINK WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS!
-in Merp-
Mabel: eeeeeew, look at his hangy thing
Dipper: His uvula?
Mabel: Yea, that.
Pacifica: gross, what are we standing in?
Bill: That would be the digestive acids
Everyone else: AHHHHHHHHH!
Bill: babies, your flesh is only dissolving. Sounds fun.
Mable, Pacifica, Wendy, Soos, Billina, and anyone else I'm forgetting about: huh?
Dipper: He thinks pain is hilarious. Don't ask me why.
Mabel: Why?
Dipper: ... really?
Mabel: Yep!
Pacifica: The acid is starting to hurt.
Dipper: yea. hey, how did Pinocchio get out?
Mabel: The whale sneezed him out.
Pacifica: Bill, make the whale sneeze.
Bill: what? why me?
Dipper: because your the one with powers?
Bill: oh, right. *makes Merp sneeze*
Merp: ACHOOO!
Hufflepuff: took them long enough.
