Hufflepuff: *sing song voice* biiiilllll! Fooooord!
Bill: what do you want?
Hufflepuff: *points wand at them* Amicunious! (Not a real spell, but amicun is Latin for friendship)
B and F: *dazed*
Bill: Huh, what happened? *sees Ford* Heeeyyy!
Ford: Biiillll! Buddy!
Hufflepuff: ... This is to weird.
Dipper: *walks in* why are Bill and Ford hugging?
Mabel: *walks in* what alternate universe did I walk into?
Bill: We've got to get together at some time!
Ford: How about a movie?
Bill: Ok!
Stanly: *walks in* ... I don't want to know
Ford: Stanly! Have you met my friend Bill!
Dipper: o.0 b-b-b-but, you hated Bill.
Ford: I don't have a clue about what your saying Dipper.
Bill: shesh Pine Tree, have some faith.
Hufflepuff: ugh, this is to weird. Odiani (again not a real spell, but Odi is hatred in Latin)
B and F: *dazed*
B and F: AH!
Ford: WHAT DID I DO!?
Bill: AHHHHHH *tuns around the house* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hufflepuff: Now that is funny.
Ok, so the date was Bill and Ford have to be BFFs, sorry they kinda acted like girls. Idk how boys act.