Hufflepuff: *snaps fingers*
Dipsifica: *appear in the room again*
Dipper: what now.
Hufflepuff: *places a laptop in from to of them* read this.
Pacifica: *starts reading* EW! *puts head in arms.*
Dipper: *starts reading* WHAT THE HECK! NO!
Pacifica: I'm traumatized
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Mabill: *teleport in their room*
Bill: WHAT THE HECK HUFFLEPUFF!?
Hufflepuff: *places laptop on table* this will explain everything
Mabel: *starts reading* AH! *jumps away from the table
Bill: ? *starts reading* WHAT!? NO!? SHES THIRTEEN! This is wrong! No!
Hufflepuff: aren't you dating her?
Bill: yea but I wouldn't do- this! Not until she's old enough, this is disgusting!
Hufflepuff: quick question, what's old enough?
Bill: well into her twenties
Hufflepuff: ... fair enough.
