Hufflepuff: *reads dare* OOOOOOOOOH!
Ford: *zaps in* Ah! Where am I?
Hufflepuff: HI FORD!
Ford: Oh, you're the girl who scared Bill right?
Hufflepuff: yay! You remember me!
Ford: why am I here?
Hufflepuff: you gotta dare.
Ford: a dare?
Hufflepuff: Ya. One sec. BILL! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!
Bill: *floats in* what do you want, I was in the middle of something important- oh.
Hufflepuff: don't worry, you're going to like this. Ford, give him the rift.
Bill: yea sixer, give me the rift.
Ford: WHAT! Do you relies the consequences of doing that!?
Hufflepuff: yea, but we all know it's going to happen at some point, soon. I'm just speeding things up.
Ford: ...
Hufflepuff: sooo, any day now.
Ford: *eye twitch*
Billina and Art: *walk in*
Billina: what is going on in here?
Hufflepuff: Ford has to give Bill the rift
Billina: oh crap.
Hufflepuff: yea, we should probably evacuate immediately.
Ford: *gives Bill the rift*
Bill: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hufflepuff: EVERYONE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Everyone except Bill: *runs away*
Dipper: THIS WAS A CRAZY IDEA!
Bill: *smashes rift*
Hufflepuff: DONT BLAME ME! IT WAS A DARE
*explosion*
Monsters: finally, freeeeee
Hufflepuff: *pinches one* RUUUUUUUUN!
Dipper: AHHHHH- *x__x*
Mabel, Pacifica, and Ford: DIPPER!
Billina: *running back into the building*
Hufflepuff: BILLINA! ARE YOU CRAZY!?
Billina: PROBABLY! TRUST ME! I HAVE AN IDEA!
Hufflepuff: *in head* she's dead *out loud* OK!
/inside\
Billina: HEY!
Bill: Ahh, Billina, nice to see you joined us.
Billina: Dad, stop this.
Bill: um yea let me think, NO!
Billina: I'll get Lumeo
Bill: 0.0 uuuuuhhhh, you know what guys, maybe I should release you at a later date, you know, when you get to have a little more fun. *fixes rift*
Monsters: *gone*
Hufflepuff: weeeellll that was fun. Who's up for a movie?
Everyone else: O___o
