Hufflepuff: DIPPER! YOU GOT ANOTHER DARE!
Dipper: yay. What do I have to do now?
Hufflepuff: fight Robbie
Dipper: 😳 why
Hufflepuff: idk. My readers want you too
Dipper: 🙄your readers want me to die
Hufflepuff: *shrug* I'll bring you back. I've done it before
Dipper: 🙄 *poofs to Gravity Falls*
Robbie: what do you want
Dipper: I want to fight!
Robbie: uh, what?
Dipper: you heard me!
Robbie: uh why?
Dipper: uh, because, because I want to!
Hufflepuff: *watching this unfold* smooth
Robbie: uh, no thanks, your a waste of my time *starts to walk off*
Dipper: c-come back here you, uh, skinny jean wearing freak
Robbie: *turns around* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY SKINNY JEANS
Hufflepuff: *eye role* skinny jeans that skinny should only be worn by ten year old girls
Robbie: *chasing Dipper*
Dipper: AAHHHHHHHH!
An hour later
Hufflepuff: ouch. That's going to leave a few scars