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Hufflepuff: hiyo!

MB: HIYO!

Hufflepuff: HIYO!

MB: HIYO!

Ro: HIYO!

Percy: you three are worse than Leo when he has sugar!

Hufflepuff: ... Thanks!

Percy: O.0

Billina: if your wondering if you'll ever get used to it, you don't.

Percy: *sigh* I just realized, your not in the cartoon. Why are you here?

Billina: at the beginning of this book Bill was dared to have a daughter. He used a potion to create me, so, here I am.

Percy: And Mini Bob?

Billina: oh, he used to be a pug, she bought him from Grunkle Stan.

Percy: Merp?

Billina: used to be a whale, that's all I know. He just sorta showed up one day.

Merp: She created me when texting one of her friends.

Billina and Percy: O.0

Merp: Yea, she was texting her and they were talking about something and she made me and called me Merp and said I was her pet whale

Percy: why Merp

Merp: not a clue.

Hufflepuff: it's fun to say! Merp Merp Merp Merp Merp!

MB: MERP MERP MERP!

Percy: dam (REFERENCE 😄😄) that kids loud! So, what about Ro?

Merp: oh, he's Mini Bob's best friend, they met in Pandas truth or dare book.

Percy: Lenny?

Merp: he used to be a snake. He's from Pandas book.

Percy: wow.

Lenny: we got turned to humans because Bill had to go into my mind and he saw somethings. The readers (aka Panda XD) wanted to know what it was about.

Percy: and?

Lenny: I had a crush on Panda

Hufflepuff: LANDA LANDA!

MB and Ro: LANDA LANDA!

Percy: what's Landa?

Lenny: her ship name for us

Percy: o.O

Billina: yea. Little weird. And as I said you don't get used to it.

Dipper: sadly, she's right.

Mabel: *nods sadly*

Hufflepuff: come on guys! You love me!

Bill: ... Eh

Hufflepuff: -_- you know your still human right?

Bill: ... Maybe

Hufflepuff: Avada Kadavera

Bill: X_X

Merp: Yaaaay!

Billina: *claps* alright, we love you!

Hufflepuff: *bows* thank you thank you!

Percy: you- your applauding her for killing him?

Hufflepuff: Percy, you of all people should understand that anyone can die at any time!

Percy: yea but-

Hufflepuff: besides, we've killed him like four times now!

Percy: O.0

Billina: it's true

Merp: those were good days

Percy: you people are crazy!

Hufflepuff: shh! Anger leads to the dark side! You must controls the anger!

Percy: O.o

Hufflepuff: I watched the first three episodes of Star Wars and now I have it in the brain.

Percy: ok then.

Merp: Soo, what now?

Hufflepuff: ... Movie?

Billina: no! I'm never watching a movie with you again! You screamed the entire time through Mockingjay part 2!

Hufflepuff: *mocking* you screamed the entire time through Mockingjay part 2, blah! I meant watch a movie here! I want to watch Inside Out!

Dipper: why?

Hufflepuff: oh I don't know, maybe because it's funny and I'm childish! *puts it on*















That was, interesting to watch. So, now you know where Merp came from!

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