Genderbent

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I wrote part of this at 1 AM so it's not my best piece of work

Hufflepuff: *reads dare* Panda, I like your thought process!

Panda: ✌.ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.✌

Hufflepuff: EVERYONE! Get ready, we're going on a trip! (In my favorite rocket ship!) *snaps fingers*

-they all transport to gender bent falls-
(To be exact gender bent where ever this book takes place 😝)

Hufflepuff (male): AGH! Who are you?

Hufflepuff (ME!): IM HUFFLEPUFF!

Hufflepuff(male): IM HUFFLEPUFF TOO!

Dipper: what the heck!

Dippa: Im with him.... *figures it out* Wait.

Mabel: *looking at Marvel* I LIKE YOUR SWEATER!

Marvel: I LIKE YOURS TOO!

Beatrice: *walks in* O.o

Bill: I'm guessing your my female counterpart?

Beatrice: let's go with that

Hufflepuff(male): YOU TWO! TALK! NOW!

Beatrice: so you have a girl version of him?

Bill: yep. Very annoying if I say so myself!

Beatrice: I have the same opinion about my Hufflepuff!

Bill: Did he make you have a kid?

Beatrice: Yep, a son, a complete let down if you ask me

Bill: I had to have a daughter, Billina, and yes a complete let down.

Billina: Hey!

Beatrice: wow. So, what did your Hufflepuff make you do on your first dare?

Bill: I had to sit with Dipper in a closet for an hour

Beatrice: I had to do the same with Dippa!

Bill: wow. So basically, everything happen the same way, just, our genders were swapped!

Beatrice: yep!

Hufflepuff(ME!): ... that was a weird conversation!

Lenda: *walks in* wow what happened!

Lenny: long story

Panda (girl): yep

Panda (boy): we've got time

Art (boy): yep

Percy and Percie: *inspecting each other*

Percy: do you have a boyfriend?

Percie: Anthony? Yea. Wise guy

Percy: mines Annabeth, Wise Girl

Percy and Percie: and they call me Seaweed Brain! O.o

Hufflepuff (both): haha!

MB: is there another me?

Hufflepuff(me): I hope so because that would be adorable

Ro: I FOUND A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE ME!

Ri: I FOUND I BOY WHO LOOKS LIKE ME!

MB: *sees Mini Brea* why do you look like me?

Mini Brea: no! You look like me!

Mini Bob: no you look like me!

Hufflepuff (boy): ok! Lets just agree that you both look like each other!

Mini Brea: OK HUFFLEPUFF!

Hufflepuff (me): yep, adorable!

Merp: *talking to Marp*

Marp: you used to be a whale too!

Merp: yep!

Ro Ri Mini Bob and Mini Brea: *running around*

Hufflepuff(me): this is fun!

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