Hufflepuff: yesterday I fell down the stairs and jammed my toe. Now it's all bruised and stuff
Dipper: is that why you only have one shoe on?
Hufflepuff: ya. Look *pokes toe* ow *pokes toe in a different place* ow! *pokes toe in a different place* OW! WHY DO I KEEP POKING IT!
Silver: do you like the pain?
Hufflepuff: no! I'm not him! *points to Bill*
Bill: thanks