Parts 1&3 are over at @narwhalwallruss101 's book.
Previously
Hufflepuff: ANNOYING TIME!
Liam: so who to annoy first?
Hufflepuff: BILL!
Liam: which one?
Hufflepuff: why not both?
Liam: *shrug* ok
AT THE PLACED WHERE THE BILLS ARE HIDING FROM US
M Bill: ...
O Bill: ...
M Bill: ...
O Bill: ...
M Bill: ...
O Bill: ...
M Bill: ... so, do you have a special someone?
O Bill: loneliness
M Bill: ?
O Bill: do you?
M Bill: yea *dreamy look* Shooting Star
O Bill: Shooting Star? Isn't she, ya know, twelve?
M Bill: it's a complicated situation, but we don't do anything inappropriate. Although apparently in the future we have eight kids
O Bill: ?
Lila: *pops up* hiya!
O Bill: AH!
M Bill: shhhhhhhhhh
Hufflepuff: to late! Found you!
Liam: BWAHAHAHAHAHA *takes O Bill's hat*
O Bill: STOP TAKING MY HAT!
Liam: ... nah, I'm good.
Phoenix: *walks in as a puppy* !
Hufflepuff: puppy!
Phoenix: *turns human*
Hufflepuff: !
Liam: !
Bills: !
Phoenix: long story short I can do that now, and now Kat has my fire powers *walks out of the room*
Hufflepuff: All for pretending that didn't happen say 'aye'
Liam Bills Lila Hufflepuff: aye
Lila: this is weird, two of my dads!
O Bill: he's your dad?
Lila: ya
Billina: *sticks head in the room* mine to *goes back to what she was doing*
RANDOM EXPLOSION IS RANDOM
Hufflepuff: what the!?!?
