This is a little late, but whatever.
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR MABEL AND DIPPER VS THE FUTURE!
Hufflepuff: WHO SAW GRAVITY LAST NIGHT AND LOVED IT?
Lumeo: MEEEEEEE!
Hufflepuff: *sees Bill*
Bill: aw crap
Hufflepuff: *tackles Bill* AHHHHHHH!
Bill: HEEELLLLPPPP MEEEEE!
Everyone else: *doesn't help*
Bill: Hey! What the heck!
Dipper: you unleashed the monster realm, I don't plan on helping you what so ever.
-two hours later-
Hufflepuff: now that, that's done, everyone on the couch, NOW!
Everyone: *sits on couch*
Hufflepuff: I have a theory, about, wait for it, wait for it longer, wait for it longer
Pacifica: would you hurry up and tell us your stupid theory!
Hufflepuff: no, I'm going to talk about the show, then, tell you the theory
Pacifica: -__-
Hufflepuff: let's talk about, high school! Dun DUN DUN!
Wendy: booooo
Hufflepuff: high school isn't that bad
Wendy: and you know this how?
Hufflepuff: duh, I'm a freshman.
Wendy: oh
Hufflepuff: uh huh, now, our next topic, Mabel, Dipper, you two need to talk this argument out
Mabel: HE WAS PLANNING ON DITCHING ME TO BE GRUNKLE FORD'S APPRENTICE!
Dipper: Mabel, you don't understand how big of an opportunity that would be.
Mabel: YOUR JUST BEING SELFISH! I had the worst possible day ever and now you just want to leave me!
Dipper: I'm selfish! I'm selfish! Mabel! You gave Bill the rift, just because you wanted summer to last forever.
Bill: Hehehehe
Hufflepuff: *slaps Bill*
Mabel: first off, I didn't even know what the rift thingamajig was secondly, I thought I was giving it to time travel dude.
Hufflepuff: I think his name is Blendon Benjamin Blandon. (A/N: auto correct changed Blandon to blankie ... What the heck auto correct <-- hehe rime. Sorry, I'm done)
Dopper: stay out of this.
Hufflepuff: no. Now I will tell you about my theory. And it's about... DIPPER!
Dipper: me?!
Hufflepuff: well, about you birth mark really. Ok, so I need you all to think back to when the alien pod things were about to take Ford away. Am I the only one who noticed the map they showed for like five seconds, showed they were taking him to the, wait for it, Big Dipper. I think that Dippers birth mark has something to do with the aliens. I mean, no birthmark I've ever seen ever been a constellation. But who knows, I could be crazy. That's it. Comment to tell me what you think.
Hufflepuff from the future: unfortunately we do not find out if this is true or not.
Everyone else: 0.0
