Hufflepuff: WE HAVE A NEW PERSON!
Dipper: who
Molly: Me and all my awesomeness
Dipper: oh
Molly: Anyway. I have a truth. Who do you like more, Wendy, or Pacifica?
Dipper: Pacifica
Hufflepuff: OH MY GLOB! OTP OTP OTP
Pacifica: *kisses Dipper's cheek*
Hufflepuff: EWWWW
