Hufflepuff: *snaps fingers*
Bill: *turns human* AGH! MY BEAUTIFUL BODY! IM A MEAT SACK!
Hufflepuff: Shut up. Panda dared you to sing Radioactive in front of the whole town in human form.
-later; in the middle of town-
/music starts\
Bill: *"singing"* IM WAKING UP, TO ASH AND DUST!
Hufflepuff: AGH! MY EEEAAAARRRSSS! THEIR BLEEDING!
Bill: I WIPE MY BROW AND SWEAT MY RUST! IM BREATHING IN THE CHEMICALS!
Random Person #45: AGHH!
Fangirl #46 (REFERENCE!): *taking a video*'AGH!
Bill: IM BREAKING IN! SHAPING UP! THEN CHECKING OUT ON THE PRISON BUS!
Dipper: *putting ear plugs in* aaaaaaaand this is worse than the apocalypse!
Bill: THIS IS IT THE APOCALYPSE!
Dipper: see what I mean!
-a few pain filled minutes later- (mainly b/c I'm lazy!)
Hufflepuff: *whimpering* my ears
Panda: why did I dare him to do that? *snuggles up next to Lenny*
Hufflepuff: Landaaaaaaaaaa!
