My online boyfriend~narusasu

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Naruto pov

"KIBAAA!!Get away from my phone!!!"
"but Naru-chaaaan!!Its such a teensy-weensy thing. Nobody will even know about it..."
"No"
"Wont you atleast do it for your dearest best friend who could die any moment now?!"
"Sigh...for the last time Kiba, I am NOT getting a grindr account. And for the record ,you fell out of a tree on your own remember"."And that too moments after coming over to my place",I grumbled to myself.
"Awwww man.. when will you learn to let go of past mistakes?!"he pouted.

Sometimes I think that Kiba is actually a 5 year old brat stuck in the body of a 17 year old....uhhhhh...brat.

*growl*

"Didnt you have lunch like just an hour ago?"I sweatdropped.
"Cut me some slack man.. I'm injured!!"he whined. Did I mention that he reminded me of a puppy too at times..？

Still pouting,he was staring at the posters my walls were covered in. Sighing I ran a hand through my hair. Kiba might be a moron but he was still my best friend.. more like my only friend...but yeah....

Sighing again（I seem to be doing that a lot today）I got up to go get us something to eat.I was just opening the door when I heard my mom yell -"Naruto!is Kiba up yet?his mom's here to kill him..."And by the look on Kibas face he heard it too .

He began sending me these hilarious pleading faces that I would have loved to record any day if it weren't for the fact that we were currently facing a situation of life and death .

As innocent and sweet as mrs. Inuzuka looked , she was not a woman you would want to mess with.
I saw what she did to mrs. Johnson when she spilt her wine on her new shoes "by mistake "...or what she did to mrs. Johnsons son when he tried to avenge his mom or something ...or mr. Johnson when he went over to apologize . Now that I think about it the whole Johnson family is in trauma thanks to her .

anyway..deviating from topic. I decided to save Kibas ass one more time. he owes me a lifetimes worth anyway.
"hes still out cold ",I yelled back at mom.
"oh , its okay dear . I ll just carry him home like that then .."I froze when I heard Kibas mom at the door.
"NOOO! I mean its okay!see mom I can walk " he half yelled as she entered my room.

....Kiba ...you are such an idiot ....

"I d hope so too if i were you "Kibas mom said and started dragging him out .

Farewell my dear friend...you shall live in my heart forever *releases imaginary birds into the blue sky *

Later that night ,I was checking my emails when I noticed one from an unknown id . I clicked on it and a new page opened.

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Gyaaaaaahhhhh !!!that stupid dog Kiba!!!