My online boyfriend~narusasu

XVI

Suna_no_gaara- "hey :)"

I had to check repeatedly to make sure I was not on my Facebook. That would be embarrassing.

"So do I have to send a winkie for you to reply or am I already blocked?"

"OMG no! It's just..... first time you know..."

"first time on grindr?"

"first time receiving a normal message. One without winkies"
I'm so lucky this is virtual . If this was real, the dude on the other side would have seen me literally stutter my way to complete embarrassment.

"lol.
Gotta admit though.
We homos are sure good at emoting"

Not sure if that was offensive.Oh well.

"you know what? I'm not sure if that was offensive. Can we pretend I never said that?"

"yes we can. Given that..."

I'm curious. If I tried, and that's an if, can I be creepy too?

"uh oh"

" you tell me EVERYTHING about you"

"it says here you're new to grindr. I refuse to believe that you have managed to adapt to our stalker ways "

"..."

"at this point in time, I can't even figure out whether I'm proud to be gay or not. I'll just shut up and stop embarrassing myself.peace out."

"no no no no no. Please don't go away. You're the only one who's word- vomited like I do. "

" so I got a comrade-in-arms eh?"

"I CAN NOT believe I said that. See this is why I need to go"

" noooo!!if it helps any I had a forty five minute conversation with a person whose name I did not know till he said bye!"

"and you did not even check the top of your chat ?"

"nuh-uh"

"you pass. I just found somebody stupider than me"

"yay me"

Wait.what am I doing?

"soooooo"

"sooooo?"

"you're an o too short"

"my bad , soooooo?"

" how old are you?"

"what if I said I was 70?"

"then I would be VERY curious as to why you're on a gay dating site"

"a 70 year old millionaire?"

"did you know I'm into older men?"

"too bad I'm 17"

"what about the millionaire part?"

"you can have the dead flies in my wallet :'D"

"No thanks! At least my flies are still alive :'D"

"My turn to ask a question"

"are you gonna ask for my pure heart?"