My online boyfriend~narusasu

VI

What the hell was that?!
I close my eyes for one moment and I see THAT ??Dumb sunset moment ...Making me see stuff I don't want to.

As soon as we had left the park(we as in me and Kiba, in case you are wondering)Kiba told me he had to go.Something about completing his homework. pfffft ...probably a booty call. He has been behind in the homework department since kindergarten . And school just effing started !

I had come home and crashed into bed.Don't remember when but I fell asleep sometime while staring at my starting-to-get-interesting ceiling.Mistake #1.Then I had to go, fall asleep and see that dream.mistake #2.

now that I ve already re-seen it ,lets just get it over with by wasting a few more precious minutes that could have been used for doing something else by reliving the damn phase of my life(cuz it sure as hell wasn't a moment )that my stupid brain just refuses to forget.

Sasuke and I used to be best friends ever since I moved in here.We have seen each other at our best(not so much )and at our worst (mostly -one halloween mom and mom decided that we would look dumb as guys so they decided to dress us up as princesses .I was sleeping beauty and sasuke was cinderella ).There was this one time we were going through a drought and our moms decided to save water by giving us our baths together. FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH. Sigh...good times...

Yeah so well, Sasuke went abroad for two years and did not even talk to me that entire time.Naturally I was excited when he finally came back. There were mover trucks standing outside. Five seconds into meeting him and the first thing he says is "we cannot be friends ". Saying I was heartbroken would be the understatement of the century .

Turns out he was actually moving INTO the city.His parents were the ones moving out of it .More like faaaar away from it .I still don't know where or how he lives right now but hes still alive, so that's saying something ,right ?

Imagine my surprise -on the reopening day of school no less- on seeing that the bastard had turned popular overnight.(literally because the day I met him again was the day before school started ).That peeved me because now it seemed like the only reason he did not want to be my friend was since I was not "cool " enough for him. I d probably embarrass him.

i did not give a donkeys ass (still trying to convince myself).I mean I have Kiba. And he embarrasses ME so I can't be that bad.

"Naruto, get your ass down.Its time for dinner . I repeat. Naruto get your goddamn ass down for dinner " a robotic version of Kyuubis voice was coming from inside my closet.What the ...?

"How many times must I tell you to not fucking swear in this house ?!"and a smack followed .ah, that must be mom.Leave it to my retarded family to unconsciously bring...no drag me out of my mullings.

Chuckling to myself I got up to go join them for dinner.
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Sasuke pov （yay !!!）

It hurt. Playing football with one of the best players in school and with an idiot known for his fucked up body coordination was recipe enough for bodily harm to myself. Add to that the sighting of a breed associated with my childhood and you have an Uchiha perfectly wrapped up for the breakdown room.

Let me explain. Even when we were children , Naruto was my very own personal trouble magnet. He would get into it and then drag me down with him.Either that or he ll not get into it and I d still be in it just for being around him.

Just half an hour ago Suigetsu called up for a game of football.Real motive-he just wanted more people on his team to make it easier to win against Juugo.

Lets face it. Suigetsu wouldn't win shit against Juugo even if he had the entire football team(excluding Juugo of course )on his side. Juugo is scary that way .

Yeah and we all kind of forgot that when Suigetsu ,Juugo and me got together , Karin would soon be there.Karin , ugh dont even get me started on Karin.Just her name makes me to shudder internally. Dont get me wrong. I ve got good (I actually meant crazy and idiotic )friends. But something about her just made me want to keep my distance.

Well anyway , we all were playing football(with the exception of Karin )and as usual Juugo was thrashing me and Suigetsu at it AND rubbing it in our faces. I was determined but. I would make things right.I will save our dignity from being snatched away.

Seeing my chance ,I ran forward to get a shot.It was all so perfect.The ball was in the right position.My foot was in the right position.The speed was right.The wind was perfect.The sweat was out of my eyes.Karin was doing cart wheels in the background(wait what ....?) My foot connected with the ball and it flew.GOOOAAAALLLL !!!

My foot came back down to join my other foot.But something did not feel right.All of a sudden my right leg felt longer than my left.What the actual fuck?

Somebody bonked me on my head.I clenched my fingers and pulled back my hand for the start of a punch (you know that position when you're considering punching someone but still haven't gotten close to the actual decision ?)"Next time try tying your shoe laces properly and for gods sake stop kicking the ball so far away " Oh its Juugo .My hand subconsciously unclenched . He would probably hit me harder and land me in bed with a mild concussion or something.

I looked at everybody.They all looked back at me. Nobody wanted to go get the ball back.and considering that it was my shoe that flew with it, the responsibility had been directly pushed on to me.

By now I realized somebody was screaming abuses at us from far.
"So what scum bag ?!Its not like you're any use to society anyway "Suigetsu yelled back. They screamed something again.
Seriously how can these people hear them ?This time Karin was the one to retort.Except , what came out was ,"Kyaaah !How dare a lowly being like you even stand before Sasuke-sama leave alone curse in such an uncouth manner!"... Is this girl mental ...?

Whatever they yelled back must have been pretty offensive because Karin started to stomp (and I mean literally stomp !)over to them . Very soon we heard a shriek and Karin rushed past us in a blur of red, kicking up a cloud of dust. Now what could that be about ...？

My shoe was still missing so I decided to head in the direction Karin ran from. Now I know why she was fighting that bad. Naruto Uzumaki. She hated his guts.I could never figure out why. He seemed so chilled out with life.Even now he was hanging out with his supposedly best friend -some dog dude. Right next to him was the ball AND MY SHOE .

Putting on the smirk I had reserved for all commoners in this biased world I walked towards him. Then we had a very lovely conversation (in whose depth I shall not go )and I recall him insulting my precious tomatoes (gonna get him back for it).Then he returned me my things and I bid them adieu.

We resumed the game as soon as I returned and I was still thinking about Naruto and the stuffed cat me and Naruto used to jointly own(weird). I dont know but the ball seemed to have taken a liking to its knight in shining armor ie.me and wanted to reward him by embracing him - IN THE FUCKING FACE ! Fuck it hurt .

And now i am in bed with a splitting headache and an aching heart(cliché ). I m very much ready to blame all this on my damned trouble magnet.

leaning down under my bed, I reached for my laptop.(its convenient to keep it there .dont judge.)I switched it on and waited for it to boot. once it did,I selected my chrome tab an watched it load.

I can finally talk to that interestingly stupid person i met online .

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Hi there,

My friend/scapegoat whom I force to go through my drafts thinks that I end my chapters in the most inappropriate or stupid ways. Do I really...?

Not like I m going to change anyway :-P

love sanj