My online boyfriend~narusasu

XXIII

A/N- As promised, here you go.

Sass.you - "Hiey"

ramen_lover69 is typing...

(A/N-Been a long time, but bold is Sasuke and italics is Naruto)

uhhhh
Urban dictionary has no definition for 'Hiey'
And I can't seem to recall anybody from school saying this out loud without giggling
Is this some new urban lingo I'm missing out on..?
(damn I feel like a 50 year old)

.....
I think so
It's all in the talks don't you know?

For real??

Yeppity. Everyone who's someone knows about it. It's all youth and spaz yk.

Going by how I haven't heard yeppity in a few decades I'm not quite sure...
Are you absolutely sure you're not 47?

Sometimes I'm not sure

You and me both

What nooo!! It's modern lingo!

You're just trying to convince me you're a high school student so you can exploit my innocent charms and turn me into one of your concubines

Is it working?

Bleh

I shall continue my endeavors

Okay, I'll just pretend you're a normie while I talk to you then

Booooooo
Normies are losers
I'm not. Also, I'm hot.

So how was your day?
It was interesting I hear?
So was mine! Would you like to hear about it?

No wait. Let's discuss me being hot. Also you. Are you hot?

Well why didn't you say so before?
So I showed the new kid around school today? He's really amiable.
And we had most of our classes together.
And one of my friends painted my nails. I don't really like the color but it matches my skin tone so that's good I guess?
I chased a dog today. All over school.

Is amiable gay for cute?

It's not.
But you won't hear from me denying it

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