My online boyfriend~narusasu

XIII

The human brain has a wonderful ability to recognize half complete objects in their full form. If I were to see a misspelled word or an incompletely written words, I would be able to recognize the real thing in a matter of seconds. That's how our brains are set.

Somehow I sometimes feel that when god was messing around with each brain, I was probably in a corner poking at a rock .

Why am I saying this and wasting so much precious time? Time that could have been employed in better explaining my current situation? The answer is pretty simple. I have no idea.
MY brain has the amazing ability to come up with absolute bullshit when I need it the most.

I am completely aware of the weird masked guy whom I know I'm supposed to be knowing and of Sasuke shooting lasers at us, who looks like a total idiot by the way.

I'm just waiting for one of them to say something before I suffocate and die from the tension in the room.

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Sasuke pov:

I can't believe this. Not only do I have to wear this piece of hideous ****, but now I've been seen by these two retards. Naruto really leads to trouble .

It all started yesterday afternoon. I was supposed to visit the main house where my parents lived. I'd managed to silently escape the horror known as family get together/ brunch and was hiding out in the washroom complaining to ramen about those idiots when I learnt 2 pieces of crazy information.
1. Apparently karin is related to him. Which is kind of bad because karins one-of-a-kind annoying. And,
2. He called me a jerk!!
I mean he did not call me a jerk on the face, but he called me a jerk. On cyber space!( ha ha that rhymed ) Where he did not know it was me who he was actually talking with. Which means he actually thinks I'm a jerk!!

Because of crazy fact #2 I was on a mission today. A mission to impress.
I'd worn the coolest clothes I owned (actually I stole them from Itachi ) and every bit of swag my years at the Uchiha house had given me.

I figured if I could try being more gentlemanly or something he'd not think of me being a jerk. Either that or he would look past my jerkiness and just like the way I look.

I started having a bad feeling about the idea when Mom forgot to kiss me good morning and dad decided to water the lawn instead of mowing it.

I became sure of it when Itachi sent me a text saying that he would not be able to pick me up from school since he had to hang out with his friends. Itachi never agrees to hang out with anybody!

The text had put me into so much shock that I had continuously kept staring at the phone the entire way to my locker. Then that idiot Kiba had come and smacked me in the face with a door .

So much for swag. The face I had worked so hard on today morning was ruined. Along with my pride. What was he even doing there?! I know it's not his locker.

While I cried over the redness of my face, the bell rang. The warning bell rang and I was still in my corner. Consequently I was late for class so it is no big mystery how I ended up with janitor duty.

I did not want to spoil my clothes since Itachi would have found out that I'd worn his(now that I think about it he would have found out anyway had he come to pick me up). Therefore, I had to hunt for something to cover up my clothes with. For that I had to run all the way to the drama department to ask if they had any extra clothes.

I bet that Neji guy was trying to take revenge on me for something. He just walked into their closet and brought this out in one minute as if it was kept prepared just for me. What's worse is that it was a perfect fit. Like god, why you doing this to me?!