My online boyfriend~narusasu

IV

I kept staring down at my phone . Guess all those gay fanfictions were true after all . The most good -looking /hot guy is always taken or gay (says so much about me :p).

But this person .. shit what a greek god !XD I mean who has a bod like that AND is gay AND speaks good english .Two more minutes with him and I swear I ll scream "Marry me!"
"Woah , now THAT could turn me "somebody whistled behind me . Why do I keep forgetting Kiba is right there?

before I knew it he had snatched the phone out of my hands(I really need to learn to keep a harder grip on it) and was scrolling through the conversation.

"thats all ?!?!"he yelled .
"45 minutes with a guy and thats all you talk about ??what the hell is wrong with you ?" stole the words right out of my mind -the mark of a true friend .He's still ranting on but ...

"I even effing managed to beat your highscore on nom cat ...fuck , I beat my own highscore and thats saying something"
He was breathing hard by now . The fucker hates nom cat but is addicted to it anyhow .So before he a gets a panic attack I decided to cut in .I wouldn't like the headline in the news if he died- Boy dies of panic attack caused by friends failure to make conversation on social media . LIKE HELL NO.

"you know how awkward I am .Isn't this the first time you've seen me talk to somebody for more than 5 minutes ?"
"you know as pathetic as that sounds , its true .." I am off the hook !!
"but ..but as punishment for the shortness and lameness of your answers you're treating me to ice scream ."I grimaced .
Another fact about me that all people around me know is that I am permanently broke . Nobody knows where the money is spent , heck I dont know where my money is spent but by the middle of the month I ll find that I have nothing left .

Its currently the middle of the month. FML .Time to grovel in front of dad for a few extra bucks .

"fine "I sighed . That was all it took for Kiba to jump off the bed , do his version of a happy dance and dart downstairs to the front door -all in half a minute. On the bright side, my grovelling session with dad only took about 10 minutes . It usually takes me an hour to convince him to fish out the cash .

And that is how I with my friend on one hand and enough money in my wallet to convince flies to stay out of it for a while in the other ,found myself on the way to the local park to treat me *cough* Kiba , to some ice cream .

We got our cones and sat on this little bench facing the play area aimlessly licking the icy goodness .It was quiet and peaceful .

Hang on a minute . This is not one of calm before the storm moments is it?
**2 minutes later **
nah it isn't .

I think I spoke too soon .Because right then something whizzed through from in between the space between Kibas and my head . A little to the left or right and it would have chopped off one of our ears .

Kiba must have had the same thought because he immediately turned around and started yelling abuses at the people who probably did it . I just sat there as I was(I m not one for confrontation unfortunately for Kiba).

"So what scum bag?!Its not like you're any use to society "I heard them yell back .
hmm where have I heard that voice ?
"Kyaaah !How dare a lowly being like you even stand before sasuke-sama leave alone curse in such an uncouth manner!"a high-pitched shriek made its way over every other noise.
I grimaced. There's no doubt.

"you mean the 'sasuke-sama' who's letting a dolled up girl fight for him?!?!"Kiba yelled back.
Pretty soon the owner of the annoying voice came stomping towards us and promptly stood before us.

Karin Uzumaki. A really really REALLLY distant relative of mine .Unfortunately.All of us cousins had pretty much decided not long ago that she must be adopted because her parents were way too cool to have a bitch like her for a daughter.

Well anyway.Cousin "dearest" currently stood before us , her fists clenched and a haughty air around her.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY??"see the thing about Karin is that auntie and uncle Uzumaki forgot to teach her that shrieking got you nowhere. Therefore , thanks to the forgetful nature of her parents -the neighbours and everybody else who knew her closely had to get themselves a pair of ear muffs.

"wow calm the fuck down lady. Didn't you know?yelling makes you age faster...is that a wrinkle I see under your eye?"

Karin shrieked and turned tail, probably to the nearest mirror to analyze her face.
Now that there was peace and quiet again , I noticed something. The ball that had almost killed our ears was lying in front of us and for some reason there was a shoe with it .

Hmm , won't be long before its owner comes yelling for it.
"oi! can you pass our things back to us?!"
I smirked.
So now that the subjects have failed , the king himself comes to deal with the situation .

I looked up to see the very person who'd been set so high on a pedestal by that idiot cousin of mine .

Standing there with a patronizing smirk on his pale-as-death face(that girls considered so beautiful .. really ,whats so great about looking like a vamp ??)and his hair flying beautifully with the wind (why the fuck doesn't that ever happen with me ?!), he looked almost picture-perfect. Almost because the idiot had only one shoe on .

"what you spacing out for idiot ?you have a crush on me too ??"he smirked at me .
"haaaa ???no way asshole!the day I find you minutely appealing will be the day ..."I trailed off "the day ........."
gaaahh ! I mentally banged my head on a wall.Why can't I ever come up with a decent comeback at times like these ??oh I know
"the day I start liking tomatoes !!"why do I feel so accomplished now ？
I looked up to see something dark flash in his eyes for a brief second . I forgot he's got a thing for tomatoes.
Whoops .

"hn , we ll see about that " aand he smirked again . Really , what's it gonna take to wipe that off of his face?!
I returned his shit to him and watched him walk back to his posse-still wearing just one shoe .

Kiba decided to go back too. We both got up and started heading back home. Before leaving I turned back to look at the bench we were sitting on.
The sun was going down behind it.Somehow it looked like a cool-emotional scene from a movie.
Stereotypically it reminded me of the fun times I had when I was a kid. When I used to have more friends than now. When I had him.

hi again ,
so this time i m not going to kill you all with my awkwardness . just wanted to say that the attached pic is sasukes profile pic.

love sanj