My online boyfriend~narusasu

XII

" I belong to Naruto now. Forever and ever."

Me and Kiba looked on at the abominable creature that had uttered these words. The abominable creature looked back at us, a smirk beginning to form at the edges.

" whaa..." I started.

" what the fuck ya talkin about lady?! There's no way he's yours. I got complete ownership of THIS" points at me " and until I decide so no alien force " points at her " can take him away from me" .

I think I just saw Mt Fuji emerge behind him and some exaggerated sun rays all over the place.He sure seems to be winning this case. Ino looked unimpressed.

"hmmph." And then she stood up.
" since many years Japanese girls are considered as people upholding honor. If the girls of this country do not show gratitude to the saviors of their children, then there is no honor left!"

Holy shit! Screw Kiba. There's meteorites crashing behind this chick and she's already climbed Mt Fuji!!! (it was only our cafeteria table)

please climb down fast.. everybody is staring at us.

"hey Naruto, give me your phone" Kiba called. Asking me for my phone was only for the heck of it. He already had it in his hand.

"Ino, catch!" and Ino caught it. My phone in case you're wondering.

This time, Kiba climbed on to our table. I hope the staff here clean the tables properly. Nobody knows where those shoes have been.
" oh golden-haired medusa-lady, you have repaid thy gratitude to thy savior by saving his child. You can therefore scram now and go mind your own!"

Ino huffed and went away. Kiba and I sat down and I took a bite of my (now cold) cheese burger. And thats when the bell went off signaling the end of lunch. I feel a drought has hit my luck-o-meter lately.
Hurriedly eating, I took off for my next class and managed to finish it before class started.

Only 3 more classes to go and its "Naruto happy time".
I think I'm forgetting something.

I probably wasted the last three periods thinking about what I was forgetting.
When it finally hit me, ibiki sensei was already standing in front of me. Which kind of ruined the surprise.

An hour after school being a janitor.

See the punishment methods in this school are different from others. Us students still wonder if they are any better than handing out plain detention. Whenever someone gets caught doing something they should not, they get janitor work.

My guess is that they probably do it that way only because the management wants to save cash on actually employing somebody to work as a janitor.

Sensei gestured to me to follow him. We walked till where all the labs started when sensei got a call.

"sorry Naruto. Go on without me. It's the last room on the left. The in-charge should be there. He'll tell you what you have to do."

He ran away before I could give an answer and I trudged the way to the room. I looked up to what kind of lab this was. Team spirit laboratory. We had something like that here?!

I opened the door to find the room empty. Who's supposed to tell me what to do now? Upon closer inspection, there was something on the table. Considering that it was made entirely by glitter pens I wonder how I missed it.

"Dear temporary janitor-san,
I seem to be running late. Let me see..I had to help an old lady climb down from a tree and a cat to cross the road, or something like that. For the time being you can pick up everything from the floor and keep them in their places. If there is only one of you then another one is supposed to come and help you. If both of you are reading this then forget I ever said that previous sentence. then,

bye-nee!
xxx"

WHAT KIND OF A DUMB PERSON LEAVES KISSES FOR SOMEBODY THEY DONT EVEN KNOW?!?!

i really want to crumple this paper and burn it down and then spread the ashes all over town so that nobody else has to read shit like this. but on second thought, the person joining me might have a better reaction.

"ano, would this by any chance be the team-spirit laboratory?"

"its written on the door, dumbass" that said , whoever it was at the entrance, tripped and fell. I turned around to see who this idiot was.

All I saw was red. No I'm not kidding you. And I dont mean the anger kind of red. This guy was dressed from top-to-bottom in red. When he sat up, I could finally see his face.

Somehow my life seems to revolve around Sasuke a lot. Why you ask?
BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE SITTING ON THE FLOOR WEARING THAT HIDEOUS LOOKING RED TRACK SUIT!

"na-na-Naruto ?"

"hey Sasuke, long time. There's a note on the table. Read it to know what you'll be doing"
This is bad. This is very very bad.I don't want to be stuck here with this guy. As pathetic as it is, I'll cry( again with the post-break-up sentiments. God I need to stop ).

I got about to start picking stuff up from the floor. I was cross-analyzing this funny looking building made from building blocks (I may have a role in as to why it looked funny) when I smelt something burn. Thank god my body is uncoordinated enough to not be able to make it to the extinguisher on time, because when I turned to see what was going on I almost wanted to scream about the damage being done to the floor and at the same time,applaud myself for keeping back the note.

Sasuke right then had the most hilarious scary-face I'd ever seen as he burned the note down.
He turned around to see me staring at him.
" what? Who leaves kisses for someone they don't even know?!"

I just hmmed and got back to picking stuff up. He followed suit.

All of a sudden, I started feeling this urge to sing a clean-up song. I probably would have if it were not sasuke with me.

"I don't even know why, but I really want to sing the clean-up song. You know, the one we used to sing during kindergarten?" Sasuke suddenly said.
I blinked.

I hate it when my friends (actually friend) read my mind, even more if they are not my friend. I never know what to say other than an "I know right?".

" the one that which the rest of us used to sing while cleaning while you only sang?" Apparently I do.

" aren't I cleaning right now?"

"I don't know, are you?"

"says the one playing with legos"

"  bleh-bleh-bleh"

"don't you dare quote transylvania on me now!"

"awww, how cute! You watch your cartoons"

"what the-"

" that was not me!"
No really. That was not me. I was busy thinking of something else to come back at him with. He probably realized that too and we both turned around to see who was it that said that.

Why can't I ever be able to see the entire deal? Why only a part of it? Why you ask?
Because the only distinguishable trait I can see on the person standing in front of me is a bloody mask!