*yaaaaaawwwwn*
This waking up in an empty house business was hard.Especially after having stayed up till 3. Let me elaborate.Kiba had dropped in sometime after I stopped texting he-whose-name-is-unknown( to me at least). Immediately a fight had broken out which lasted for only a few minutes, but somehow the damage involved lots of balloon remains and yellow water on the garage door (don't even ask).
Too lazy to clean up the mess, we just went inside to watch TV. Five minutes and we had started to bicker again.
He wanted to watch this ninja show in which this dude wastes three years of his life running after second dude who abandoned him. Like , why even? Give him the silent treatment and show him how much you're enjoying with your other (guy ) teammates and he's gonna come running back. You both are obviously gay anyway.
I wanted to watch this show about this whiny blonde with watermelons hanging off her chest who wanted to join this awesome guild and make friends. Said blonde does make friends and manages over 400 episodes over a span of 2 years with no obvious signs of any OTPs coming true.
In short, the awesomeness of our 2 options rendered the debate undebatable.
We finally ended up calling the dude Kiba goes to detention with to ask his opinion. But 'dude'- coz I don't know his name- dared us to watch a horror movie instead.
We, being as sensible you can be when you're alone in a house, agreed.
Needless to say, by the time Kiba's sister came yelling about dinner, we were scared shitless. Not one of us moved a muscle, while she stood outside screaming and ringing the door bell. She did find a way in though.
Have I ever mentioned that we both are massive idiots? I find the need to bring that up again on this memorable occasion.
To keep it simple, we forgot to lock the back door. She came in and dragged him away kicking and screaming.
Leaving me alone at home.
After a horror movie.
I'm the only living being in this house and I just saw a scary movie.
MY.LIFE.IS. DOOMED!Don't you ever have that feeling after watching a scary movie that anything can jump at you from anywhere. That anything need not even be a part of the movie you just saw. You start to feel as if setting your foot on the ground is enough invitation to whatever-there-is to come and attack you. You become cautious around tables and chairs and anything with a gap exceeding 0.5 cm with the ground. It gets to the point where you keep rechecking the place you're sitting at just to make sure that there's nothing there. Even going to the bathroom requires a 10 minute discussion with self and if you're (un)lucky your bladder wins. Any exposed body part becomes an invite to an early grave.
Considering the kind of thoughts that were going through my head (mentioned above) it should not be a surprise that the moment my foot touched the ground I bolted to my room. After settling under the blankets, I realized I could not sleep knowing that everything shadowy in the room was dangerous . So I used the flashlight on my phone as a personal night guard.
But you can only stare at the ceiling for so long without getting bored. Which is why at precisely 1:30 a.m. I realized that I had sacrificed all sleep to stay up and read fan fiction. I told myself that the current chapter would be the last, but somehow I went to sleep only at 3.
Biggest mistake of my day ( because life just stretches it too far). I'd probably do it again tonight.Wow.. I managed to compress most of yesterday while explaining a yawn.
I walked the long way to my locker only to find THE Sasuke Uchiha leaning against his. Which should not really affect me except that his locker is right next to mine.
YOU ARE READING
My online boyfriend~narusasu
FanfictionKiba has decided that it is time Naruto joined all the fishes in the dating pool. You can't go on guilt-free dates with your side-kick drowning in his self dug well of loneliness. aaand we have a bored Uchiha. thats just about it.