My online boyfriend~narusasu

II

Naruto pov
I frowned as I stared at it. It being the dumb wireless handheld device that is the cause behind teenage mid-life crisis's for promoting distraction, loneliness and addiction while still giving the user the advantage of making calls and sending messages by making him pay charges for the afore-mentioned services ie. my mobile phone.

See the thing about my phone is that it has an app that monitors my downloads and the things that I delete（including the apps）.I can only do any of those by putting in a password. And kiba happens to know that password.

If you still cant process what I m trying to say- that dumb dog downloaded the frickin grindr app on my phone and then changed my password. So now I have no way of deleting the damn thing and am stuck with it till I re-know that stupid password or until I get a new phone- whichever comes first.
And considering that this phone is brand new I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon...

Speaking of soon, Kiba should have been here by now. He might have fallen off a tree, but nothing can stop that wild one from encroaching my place.
but this time... he he ... this time i am completely prepared for his arrival.
*insert evil laugh*
"dear , have you taken Naruto to the doctor yet?His abnormal laughing is disturbing ..."
"What abnormal laughing ??" looks at me ,"oh,that one .  I'll be right on it ."
I headed downstairs to await my ass of a friend when i heard it. The sound of sweet revenge.
GYAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Wait a minute....that does not sound like Kiba..
"wtf is wrong with you people?!?! You want to kill this old man just because he wants to mooch some free food off of you????"
Definitely not Kiba.
I rushed downstairs to find Jiraiya-san sprawled across our entrance. The damage wasn't so bad so he could have gotten up by himself（but he wont coz he's probably made himself comfortable there ）.
"Sensei!!Are you alright?!Is something broken?!"Do you have a concussion?!?!"my dad all but tumbled down the stairs screaming.
"I m pretty sure the old man is just lying around pretending to be unconscious and being a pain in the ass... " mom calmly stated as she followed behind coolly.
"Heyyy!I'm still right fucking here you know!AND I'm in so much pain!"
Jiraiya screamed back at her.
"ara... I could not see you there,laying sprawled out on my doorway and everything", she retorted with a straight face. She could have at least shown a bit of concern, i sweat-dropped.

Ever since the perverted geezer had called her cooking shit, she treated him like shit. She even purposely fed him all of the cookies Kiba and me had made（long story）which landed him in the hospital for 2 whole weeks with food poisoning.

Now, back to the matter at hand... why isn't Kiba here yet?!I still need to punch him.

"Waddup people"
and now he shows his face.-_-
"oh hello there Kiba.How are you now?"mom wished him with a smile. she always had a soft spot for him.wonder why.

In the background I could hear dad asking jiraiya-san if he needed any help getting up.
When I heard his reply I was glad that mom was distracted by us.
" nah its alright. Did you know how comfortable your floor was? You should join me here."
If mom heard that, he would have a hard time finding out a way to make his butt hurt less when he sat.

I turned around to see Kiba turn towards me.
"lets get started on that account now,shall we?"
mumbling an "I hate you" under my breath, I followed him to my room.

Before I knew it my phone was already in his hands and he was messing around with the icons.

"lets get down to business then....kay first, we need to get your profile set. what do you want your name as?"
"Wait. why cant we just put naruto as my name？？"
"Its a gay site,idiot."
"oh,just put whatever then "
"You sure you want me to do that?I could just put something like ramen boxers you know... "

"Well, you wouldn't coz u loooooove meeee!!!" I snatched my phone away just for good measure...

"How about something simple like......oh I know!ramen_lover69"cuz I feel naughty all of a sudden :3..
"How the fuck is that different from what I suggested", he grumbled as he peeked over my shoulder.
"it just is"I flicked his forehead.

"okay your chance is done now..my turn "and he snatched the phone back.
what are we...five??

"yaaaaayyy!I get to choose your profile image "I heard him sing as by now I had veritably given up on setting up my own account.

"ooooookaaayyy, and that's done. Oi baka, c'mere and check out your profile"he called out to me.
So soon?Its been like what, 10 minutes??
I got up lazily and trudged over to where he was, laying across my bed like he flippin owned the place. Not like I care though..I do the same at his place...
I was so prepared to be faced with the biggest joke of a profile that would make even the internet world laugh at me... I was SOO sure that Kiba would use this as a another way to pull a joke on me... I was SOOO sure（okay, now this is getting long ）...
But what I saw threw me off balance, quite literally. Picking myself off the floor（why is everybody falling so much today?）I checked my screen again to verify if it was my account that was staring back at me..
It looked so good!!Where did he even find that picture of me?!

My face must have made a funny picture coz Kiba snorted out a remark,"I am not that bad a friend to actually screw up his friends profile, am I?"
I did not answer that.
"you have trust issues ".

I couldn't take it anymore. I flung myself at him and hugged the shit outta him. I m pretty sure I was crying too. It really does not take much to overwhelm me.With happiness that is.

My profile:
Name: ramen_lover69（he actually agreed to put it）
and the profile pic: a close up of my eye!!
I mean I ve had that picture for a long time now. It was more like a selfie fail.
（I just happen to suck at using anything having lenses and a capture button）. I never really got around to deleting the damn thing coz I'm just too lazy...

But damn..I looked amazing in it now.

I peeled off of Kiba before I actually kissed him out of sheer happiness.That would just be plain weird...and awkward.（I ve done that once and I really don't want to go through that again）.

Right then, mom decided to come in with snacks and we both scurried to pretend that we were doing something more productive than signing me up on a dating site... something productive like getting started on the homework that was piling on my desk.
She even took my phone away to make sure I was studying.Just had enough time to put in my password and turn it off.

I cant wait till tomorrow when I'll get to finally use that account with my hot-ass profile pic..

hey guys,
this is a late introduction on my part but I was kinda nervous about the first chapter and I am awkward as fuck so I don't even know what to say..
the attached image is narutos profile pic..
soo uhh I hope you enjoy it..the story I mean..
I should just stop talking now...

love sanj