My online boyfriend~narusasu

XV

" okay guys, huddle up" Kiba whisper-yelled at us.
"why are we even doing this?" Ino looked bored(nothing new).
"we are avenging your sorry ass. Shut up and let us do it" he spat back as he again glanced at the table next to ours.

Today, we had changed from our regular seats to the ones next to the populars. It had been difficult initially for me and Kiba to convince the people over there to sit somewhere else for today. Then Ino stormed in and suddenly they were convinced.

Ino and I took our seats and watched as Kiba walked over to the populars' currently empty table. He made a big show of sitting there and opening his bag. I'm surprised no one's found him suspicious yet.
Come to think of it, I'm not quite sure what he's up to .

We watched as he took out a pack of oreos, opened it and picked one. Then he started to analyse it like it would be the cause that would save the world from mass destruction. After what seemed like a lifetime he put it in his mouth. He looked around lazily as he nibbled on it. Then he got back up and took an entire trip around the cafeteria and came and again sat down next to us .
Hey, where did the oreos go?

The minute his butt touched the seat, Ino lunged at him.
"why would you even leave an entire pack of oreos on somebody else' table. Couldn't you have brought it back??"
I nodded my head in agreement. I was hungry too.

Kiba grumbled something about knowing this shit would happen. He reached into his bag and looked up at us. A ghost of a smile appeared on his face.
"you guys are lucky I have an extra pack"
Another pack of oreos was put on display.
"it's already open" Ino deadpanned.
"can't a guy satisfy his hunger?"he retorted.
"its got your hand germs on it"
"do you want them oreos or not?!"

She shrugged and picked one up. I took that as my cue to pick one too. Don't judge. The woman's scary.
I waited for her to put it in her mouth. She raised an eyebrow at me. I looked away for a moment and looked back at her.

" What're you waiting for?" Kiba sang.
(please please please somebody notice why I put that there)

"exactly how long have you been waiting to say that?"

"as long as the songs been around" his almost there smile got cheesier.

Then without any warning Ino stuffed the oreo into her mouth. I felt like she almost gagged. I dunno, my feelings are always around the place most of the time. She seemed to blink back tears while she swallowed it.

She looked at me through tear-filled eyes.
Tears.That should have been my first clue.( her not-so-visible gagging was my second clue in case any of you would have bothered to wonder).

" It's delicious" she croaked.
Dear lord, why am so stupid enough to not get a clue during situations of life and death.
The minute I took a bite, a plethora of flavours exploded in my mouth. Most of them bad. No scratch that, all of them were horrifying. I started to tear up and reached for the water. Even that did not help. Now it felt like my tongue just got licked by a cat.

I locked eyes with Ino and she put up her fingers starting a countdown.
5...4....3....2

1!!

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!"
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!"
I thought we were both thinking the same thing *pout*.

All this time, Kiba had been trying to not laugh at our expense. And let me tell you, the only reason most of our pranks have failed up until now is because he starts cackling when the person is in the process of falling for the already set-up prank(mostly jiraiya-sensei). He's the idiot who comes up with what to do and he's the genius who leads to its doom.
Really. That should have been my third clue.