Sass.you- "hey ;)"
Gods, im so popular today. So many people texting me.
At that moment, the other dude texted me too. So I sent a quick hi here and went back to the other chat box.
SUNA_NO_GAARA- "Hey sorry"
"ttyl"
"left my siblings downstairs in the kitchen"
"I think they killed someone"
"Byeee"
Well then. My stint with popularity lasted all about 2 minutes. What a shame.
I closed the chat box and opened the other. In so much time Sass (I reaaly need something to call him by. Sass sounds too stupid for a name) might have as well sent me an entire essay. There was so much written!
"god its been so long.
With the way things were, id never have been able to come online"
"You have NOO idea what happened"
"thought I was a goner. LIKE SERIOUSLY"
"Never thought id see the day I regretted food."
"....."
"Are you ignoring meeeee :.(("
Okay that's not a lot. But try putting on a page and seeing 5+ (7!!) notifications blinking and you get my drift.
"lol what did you do?"
"why am I the guilty one? Why cant something happen to me?!T.T"
" dude,I live in a house where all manners of suffering are self inflicted.. "
"WHAT?!?!"
"uggh that came out wrong *facepalm*"
"I'm internally screaming rn"
"I MEANT( and you'd probably know IF you let me complete "
"the people in my family are the kind of people who probably have a sign over their heads in bold screaming 'hey bull, I'm red' "
"dad fell off the roof once"
"could happen to anybody"
" he was eating pizza on the roof alone so that no one asked for some"
"okay. Half convinced"
"my brother got hospitalized for food poisoning because he finished five peoples worth of food at an all-you-can-eat-buffet"
"he did that too?!?!"
"what do you mean too?!"
"welp my great uncle believed in not wasting food. At all."
"which is well and good except that"
"at one time during our great family lunches (uggh kill me) he saw there was at least two families worth of food that was left over "
" and instead of giving it away or something.."
"this is easy. He took it upon himself to finish it all?"
"licked the bowls clean he did"
"and here I thought our family had all the pigs"
"every family has one. Mine just has the evolved version"
"I want to pit them against each other. My brother and your uncle."
" I regret not thinking of that before you :.D"
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My online boyfriend~narusasu
FanfictionKiba has decided that it is time Naruto joined all the fishes in the dating pool. You can't go on guilt-free dates with your side-kick drowning in his self dug well of loneliness. aaand we have a bored Uchiha. thats just about it.
