My online boyfriend~narusasu

xxii

Sasuke p.o.v-

Okay, I've been sitting in this room for the past 10 minutes ALL BY MYSELF and it would be REALLY NICE if someone were to come and help me not look like a loser.

I could've laughed at memes- an unnecessary voice in my head supplies. But I did that the entire day, (while attending the classes I paid for, no less!) and it really highlights how truly alone you are when you sit in a classroom all by yourself with nobody to share those memes with.

A single droplet of tear escapes.

Anyway.
I've literally been sitting here doing absolutely nothing.
It's not like I don't have anything better to do, okay? I have other plans too, okay?!

I definitely don't want to spend close to an hour janitoring in a random classroom having a meaningful( debatable) conversation with somebody important (probably).

And getting a head start in finishing my portion of the work might sound very appealing but then I'd be working like an actual employed janitor T^T.

Wait a minute. He does know we're supposed to be here,right? Is he lost? Which class is this wtf? Should I text him? Does that sound too desperate??
WHY DO I SOUND/THINK (whatever) LIKE I LIKE HIM?!

Oh, teenage crisis. Maybe now's the moment I realize I do.

.....

Nah.

Sitting here is getting me nowhere. I decided to go peep out the door.
But as fate would have it, as soon as my butt lifted off the chair, the door opened and the bane of my detentions( is that a thing?) put a foot in.

I say "put a foot in" because he put a foot in and just stood there like that, staring at me.

And like the intellectual that I am, I stared back. I dared him to look away. With my eyes.
It was a conversation with no words.
He looked at me. I glared. He glared back. I wiggled my eyebrows.
He made a face.
It was a conversation I was obviously failing to comprehend.

"what?", I asked.

"you look like you want to poop."

No.
Again.
I'm a mature intellectual so I did the first thing that came to my mind. I stuck out my tongue.

Things were pretty smooth after we turned our backs to each other and got to work. Well there was that moment where Naruto dusted a bit too hard and the duster flew out the window onto the ground and Cerberus(did you know Cerberus is Greek for 'spot'? Which is literally why our Greek mythology obsessed security guard named him so?) ran off with it and we had to chase him all across the ground.
I'm not even making this shit up! Being around Naruto is crazy!
And damn that dog. With the way he was trying to bite me and Naruto (Naruto and I - thank you Itachi) you'd think he had three heads.

Nevertheless, by the time we were done, it was too late. I wanted to go home early and nap T.T .
Now I can hear a dozen squealers at the back of my head screaming about naps that can be taken anytime. Not in the Uchiha household, okay?! We got grades to maintain, standards to uphold, principles to live by, punishments from mom to escape from.
So the bottom line is- NAPS CANNOT BE TAKEN ANY TIME OF THE DAY (A/N- My heart broke a little writing this sentence).

Ahem.
So.
The security guard pasted us for trying to feed spot ugh- CERBERUS a dusty duster (lol). I don't think it would have made a difference if the duster were clean. I mean he'd still have choked on it. Not that he did!
Then I had to convince (read- plead) Naruto to pick the slobbery duster and bring it back to class. That took a while. Damn.

When we finally (finally) finished, I dragged myself home, tripped on the doormat, fought with Itachi over who would make dinner.
Lost the fight.
(That man can be such a fucking weasel sometimes.)
And got down to prepare dinner.

Just to get on his nerves, I made curry rice. The boil in bag type. Ha! In yo face!

He whined about it all through dinner and did not stop until someone put 'The Little Mermaid' on our flat screen a.k.a. me. Can you believe this man tops his university?
Oh screw that.
Can you believe this man is 4 entire years older than me?!

After dinner we had our weekly compulsory Skype call with mom. It's compulsory because she insists on knowing what part of the flat was "accidentally" set on fire this week.
There was an awkward moment when mom got emotional and tried to pat one of us. But then she forgot it was a computer she was in front of, and Itachi and I had to pat ourselves because we became too emotional.
(I swear to god, whose idea was it to live by ourselves?! )

Then we washed the dishes together like true brothers (we were still emotional) and later watched 'The Lion King'.

I cannot believe I had to tell Blu (idk what else to call him shut up) I've not watched animated movies when that's all that runs in this household.
Stupid appearances.
Honestly I did not expect him to have expected me to have already watched animated movies.

As the movie came to an end, I noticed that Itachi had already fallen asleep.
Eugh, what an awkward position to sleep in.
Being the perfect brother that I am , I woke him up by poking him in the stomach. Repeatedly.

He shot up.
And I ran like a mad man to the safe confines of my room. I don't want to die today, no thanks (even if I asked for it).

Time for some actual fun.
I fish my laptop out from under the bed (not explaining the logic again) and opened up the site.
Why not use the mobile application you ask? Its because with a laptop, you don't squeal and roll around as much as you do with a phone.
And I do not squeal. (or I wouldn't hear the end of it from Itachi next door)

Moving on.
The site loads and I select his name to start a conversation.

Hmm. Should I type a hi or a hey?

I type a hi.

A hi sounds very cute. And I need to be a bad boy. Or sound like one at least.
A hey it is.

So I type a hey and hit send.

Sass.you - "Hiey"

Wtf.

Did I actually send that?!

FINGERS YOU BETRAYED ME!!

ramen_lover69 is typing...

Shit.

*******

Hey guys,

I know this chapter is not up to mark, but please bear with me. I've been struggling with stuff in real life and I think I accidentally mixed it up with my writing.

I apologize if this chapter does not make you smile as much as the other chapters, but I promise I'll work harder on the upcoming ones.

Thanks for the support!
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