Kiba has decided that it is time Naruto joined all the fishes in the dating pool. You can't go on guilt-free dates with your side-kick drowning in his self dug well of loneliness.
aaand we have a bored Uchiha.
thats just about it.
(A/n- okay I'm gonna change the way I normally write in this one because.... I think the plot/ lack of plot of the chapter demands it?)
Kyuu's pov(HELL YEAH!! XD):-
I have a date tonight. Bye.
Naruto- "Wait kyuu!! You're supposed to say more! Haven't you ever heard me pov-ing?!"
Kyuubi- " that thing you do where you keep talking to yourself?"
Naruto- " yuh-huh?"
Kyuubi- "damn bruh. I thought you was lonely"
Naruto- " kyuu come on! Please??" * uses highest level of puppy eyes that can be managed. Includes kitten eyes somewhere along the way*
Kyuubi- "Not working"
Naruto- " okay. I ll let you have the tv at 9:00 clock everyday for the next two weeks"
Kyuubi- "two weeks, one day. Because I have the bargaining power"
Naruto- "...."
Kyuubi- "And you dress up as beastboy with me for the next comic con"
Naruto- "that's not fair. It's beyond legal contract regulations"
Kyuubi- " either that or you come as Starfire. Then we could go as a couple. I'm obviously Robin."
Naruto- "So Beastboy it is"
Kyuubi- "we have a mutual agreement then. Now get out of my screen space"
Naruto- " yeah whatever"
Kyuubi- "what was that? Hn, I think I need to go clean the house. I have a date tonight after all."
Naruto- " o grant us a glimpse into your godly life, great divine being"
Kyuubi- "I'll start then. The morning of June 14th 2013 was a very bright one. As the sun beat down on us like an all-giving father we were all in baby brothers room taking in his very new mess."
Naruto- "You do not need to be so fucking formal! Somebody's gonna want to read this right? Or do you want nobody to be interested in your life?!"
Kyuubi- "......." " lets restart. When I woke up today morning and came down for breakfast, Mom told me to go back up and wake baby brother up."
Naruto- "O.O"
Kyuubi- " I entered his room only to witness a scene so horrifying, no words can be found to describe it. My 15 year old, high school going baby brother had peed his bed!"
Naruto- "wait.Wha-" *gets door slammed in face* . . . . "GYAAAAAAAHH!!"
*we interrupt this program to protect your eyes from the scenes of graphic and high end stupidity displayed by some of our (main) characters. Please watch these flowers we copied off the internet until they "sort out their differences". *
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