"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"I put the STD in STUD, and all I need is U..."
"The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement."
"Hi," (look her up and down) "You'll do"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer"
"I have some candy at the back of my van..."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... frozen."
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
HumorSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
