"Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect!"
"Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind!"
"Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable..."
"Are your other donkeys jealous? Because that's one fine a........ never mind..."
"Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter. Because I want to take you home!"
"Do you have a pet owl? Because you are hoot! And I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.."
"Are you a unicorn? Because your my fantasy!"
"Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch!"
"Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear!"
"Your like a bright light, and I'm like a bug, because I'm so attracted to you!"
For two individuals of different backgrounds:
"They say a bird can't love a fish because of where would they live, but I promise you... I'll make you wings."
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
HumorSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
