"If we were in a cornfield, I'd stalk you.""
"If I were a stoplight, I'd be red all the time so I could look at you longer."
"Your so pretty, I'd fake blindness just to touch you."
"Help! Somethings wrong with my eyes! I can't seem to take them off of you!"
"I killed your crush so we can be together forever!"
"Do you thing I could borrow that dress sometime?"
"Come on... I'm a friend of your Dad..."
"You have the cutest smile when you sleep..."
"If I followed you home... would you keep me?"
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
HumorSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
