"Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?"
"YouTube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo!"
"I can turn your software into hardware." *wiggles eyebrows*
"If I was a Facebook Status, would you like me?"
"Is there WiFi in here? Because I feel a strong connection."
"How would you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?"
"Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place..."
"I won't stop bugging you until I get the address to your home page!"
"Are you Google? Because you've got everything I've been looking for!"
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
HumorSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
