"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"You must be an amazing thief because you stole my heart from across the room."
"Your lips look so lonely... would they like to meet mine?"
"Would you grab my arm? I want to tell my friends that I've been touched my an angel!"
"Wait a second... was that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?"
"What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you!"
"Was your Dad in the Air Force? Cause' you da bomb girl."
"See these keys? I wish I had one to your heart!"
"If kisses were snowflakes, then I would send you a blizzard!"
"For me, Happiness used to start with H....But now it starts with U!"
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
HumorSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
