"If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a fine-apple!
"If you were a veggie, you'd be a cute-cumber!"
"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!"
"You remind me of a banana. You are very a-peeling!"
"Omelet you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfect together. Life would be feta if we were together. We would be grate!!"
"Girl is your father Little Caesar? Because you look HOT and READY"
"Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner."
"You must be peanut butter, 'cause you're making my legs feel like jelly."
"Do you know what is on the Menu? Me-n-u."
"Baby you got more legs than a bucket full of KFC!"
"I am the burger King. Will you be my Dairy Queen?"
"Our Love looks like some flavours of Ice Cream! We are as sweet as CHOCOLATE, as creamy as VANILLA, as delicious as STRAWBERRY, even though there are ROCKY ROADs we have passed, and we are still sweet as ever!"
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
HumorSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
