"Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine!"
"I know summer is over, because you're about to fall for me."
"I feel like I know you! We must have taken a class together. Y'know what? It MUST have been chemistry!"
"If I was writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't have to double-space or increase the margins sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement."
"Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet!"
"I'm learning about important dates in History. Wanna be in one of them?"
"I need some answers for my math homework. Quick! What's your number?!"
"You must be a very important text passage. Because seeing YOU is the highlight of MY day!"
"I heard they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet."
"Is there a science classroom nearby? Or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?"
"You must be a high test score! Because I just want to take you home with me and show you to my Mother!"
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
HumorSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
