"Do you want to dance? Well, could you? I wanna talk to your friend..."
"I was just curious... are you as good as all the men say you are?"
"You look like trash! May I take you out?"
"You smell... we should go take a shower together."
"I was with your sister last year, and she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?"
"You might not be the best looking girl here, but hey! Beauty is only one light switch away!"
"Aw, did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally ugly?"
"Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause your face is pretty messed up!"
"YOU LOOK FABULOUS *pauses* for your age!"
Ally says, "I, have a boyfriend!"
Freddy says, "I have a pet goldfish!"
Ally says, "What? Why did you tell me that?"
Freddy says, "I thought we were talking about thing's that didn't matter?"
Freddy says, "Wanna come and dance with the big bad wolf?"
Ally says, "Heck, no!"
Freddy says, "Don't worry, the two other pigs said no, too!"
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
ComédieSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
