"I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my (e)X without asking Y?"
"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."
"Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?"
"What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?"
"Nice shirt! Is it made of boyfriend material?"
"What? No Ring? You should be somebody's husband..."
"Do these feel real to you?"
"I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
"Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want.."
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
HumorSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
