"Hi, ho."
"May I hakuna your ma-tatas?
"I'm the eight dwarf, Sexy."
"Everything's better, down where it's wetter."
"Your castle, or mine?"
"There's a snake in my pants!"
"I can take you to infinity and beyond."
"Might as well call me Winnie the Pooh because all I want if you, Honey."
"Can you feel my love tonight?"
"Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other!"
"Come with me. I can show you a whole new world."
"I want you to be a part of my circle of life."
"Your are a wonderland. And I'd like to be Alice."
"You must be Lighting McQueen, because you have my heart racing!"
"Don't worry. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12."
"Hey Mary, you're Poppin'!
"I'll bippity-bop you anytime!"
"Wanna get Goofy?
"Speed, I am speed!"
"You can ride my magic carpet anytime!"
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
HumorSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
