"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Al!"
"Al who?"
"Al give you a kiss if you open this door!"
"Knock knock!
"Who's there?"
"Pauline!"
"Pauline Who?"
"I think I'm Pauline in love with you."
"Knock Knock!
"Who's there?"
"Butch, Jimmy and Joe."
"Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?"
"Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe."
"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Honeydew!"
"Honeydew who?"
"Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"
"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"I love you!"
"I love you who?"
Don't ask who, because it's you.
"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Aldo!|
"Aldo who?"
"Aldo anything for you!"
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Cynthia!"
"Cynthia who?"
"Cynthia you been away, I missed you."
"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"De Niro!"
"De Niro who?"
"De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get."
"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Egg!"
"Egg who?"
" I'm Egg-cited to meet you!"
"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Candice!"
"Candice Who?"
"Candice be love I'm feeling right now?"
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"I love!"
"I love who?"
"You love me!"
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Needle!"
"Needle who?"
"I Needle a little love right now."
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
HumorSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
