"Just say yes now, so I don't have to spike your drink later"
"GET IN THE VAN!"
"Do you believe in helping the homeless? If you do, TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU."
"I like it when you lay still like that..."
"Girl, you look so good, I'd be with you dead or living"
"You look so cute when you're sleeping. P.S. try and clean your closet sometime!"
"I would give you $1000 to smell your shoes. PLEASE! It's an emergency!
"The veins on your neck are exquisite. Simply exquisite."
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
HumorSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
