Ordinary Pick-Up Lines

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"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"

"Something's wrong with my cell-phone. It doesn't have your number in it."

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"

"I was so enchanted by you that I ran into a wall while I was looking at you. I'm going to need your name and your number for insurance purposes."

"Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"If we were socks we would make a good pair."

"You see that door over there? Let's go out."

"Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together"

"Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Point-less."






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