"I want to live in your socks so I'll be with you every step of the way."
"Your eyes are so brown, that they are the color of the Hudson River."
"I'm no painter, but if I dipped you in paint, and hung you beside the Mona Lisa, you'd put that chick to shame!"
"My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime!"
"Someone vacuum my lap! This girl looks like she could use a clean place to sit!"
"Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces.. ASentenceWithoutSpaces."
"My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling y'know..."
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
HumorSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
