Weird Pick-up Lines

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"I want to live in your socks so I'll be with you every step of the way."

"Your eyes are so brown, that they are the color of the Hudson River."

"I'm no painter, but if I dipped you in paint, and hung you beside the Mona Lisa, you'd put that chick to shame!"

"My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime!"

"Someone vacuum my lap! This girl looks like she could use a clean place to sit!"

"Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces.. ASentenceWithoutSpaces."

"My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling y'know..."


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