"Y'know as a baseball player... I like to know my way around the bases."
"Do you like yoga? 'Cause yoga-nna like this six pack."
"Do you follow Manchester? Because I see us united."
"If you were a baseball, I could hit a home run"
"You should be wearing a jersey so I don't have to ask you for your name and number."
He says, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY WITH MY HOCKEY STICK AND PUCK!?!?"
"You are allowed to use your hands in this game."
"I like Ronaldo, but I would LOVE to get Messi."
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
HumorSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
