"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."
"You and I are like butt cheeks. We may have crap between us, but we always stick together!"
"If you were boogers, I'd pick you!"
"Remember how you said my nose was weird? I cut it off! Can we go out now?"
"You smell like trash! May take you out?"
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
HumorSometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely. Or they just want to easily pick up women. One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call th...
