"Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you."
"Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip."
"Do you like the song "Jingle Bells", cause you look like you could go all the way !"
"Can I take a picture of you? Because I want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas."
"If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?"
"Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?"
"If I was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you."
"Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas."
"I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you."
"Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."
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The Book of Pick-up Lines
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