A/N I'm trying something new. Chapter is in tumblr chat thing form awhile just read...
Connor: bold
Troye: italics
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Song: you choose im too sleepy
Fri 2:04am
hi
hey
troyeeee
TROYEEEEEEEE
Fri 2:16am
either text me or stop ruining my beauty sleep
hi
hey
you busy?
no, why?
oh too bad, I was going to have a nap
fuck you
fuck me
horny much?
horny vvm
go away
that was the plan, jan
i would fight you but I'm sleepy too
THEN WHY DONT WE JUST BOTH SLEEP?! (btw you wouldn't fight me, you love me)
because I need tumblr, haven't been on for .. 2 hours :( (nah not really)
you live a sad life Connor (yeah ya do baby, don't lie to me)
yeah, but at least I have Nutella..... (ok maybe)
YOU HAVE NUTELLA .... AND YOU'RE NOT SHARING *turns back on you*
boy you live in australia, remember?
mail it to me.
wait what?
mail. the. Nutella. to. me.
but I don't have any money
i'll send you the money, and then you can send me the Nutella, ok.
why can't you just get up off your' ass and go get some nutella from the shops?
because my ass is lazy as, ok.
ok.
ok.
ew go away.
nope now you're stuck with me.
not really, I could turn my computer off at any time....
but you won't
says who
me.
who are you, my mom?
yes Connor, I am your' mother and I got tumblr just to stalk you (btw it's mum)
oh heyyyyy mom...(no it's mom)
it is seriously mum, you Americans need an education.
my whole life's been a lie. thnx Troye the comeback boy
pretty much and excuse me but I thought i was your' mum?!
nope. changed my mind
ok con the Nutella bon bon
is that a real thing?
go check for me. hey maybe you can mail me some of them?
nope.
I hate you.
You love me ;)
also they're a real thing *image above*
OMGGG I AM SO MAKING THOSE!
knowing you, you probably won't.... also I thought you didn't have Nutella?
I don't...
OMG YOU SO DO YOU JUST WANTED MINE BECAUSE YOU'RE A GREEDY LITTLE TOAD!!!!!
night Connor xx
pfftttt.....it's morning
not for me.
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Hi Children.
(you're not my children but you're someones children)
(it's MUM you Americans )
(yes I am an Australian and I live legit so close to him yet i have never met him :((((((((( )
ok
if you liked this chapter pleeeease vote and leave me some love in the comments
i love nutella bon bons
I also love you guys
bye
oni
