Other Swiftie: Other than her friends, Taylor can't hang out with her own brother without the media linking them together romantically.
Me: THEY FUCKING LOOK ALIKE. BITCH IS YOU BLIND.
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanfictionthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
