Swiftie: if you're ever sad, just remember that the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Taylor Swift
Me: One of the best things anyone has ever said.
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The Swiftie Bible
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Verse 6
Swiftie: if you're ever sad, just remember that the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Taylor Swift
Me: One of the best things anyone has ever said.