Swiftie: if you're ever sad, just remember that the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Taylor Swift
Me: One of the best things anyone has ever said.
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanfictionthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
