I hope one day Taylor Swift one day releases a song about her cats just so the media could sit and wonder which one of her fictional and non fictional lovers used to vomit in her shoes, rip up furniture and bring her dead things as piece offerings
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanfictionthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
