Taylor Swift: My home phone is ringing. I did not know I had a home phone. Interesting development
Me: When you're so rich you don't realize that you are paying a monthly fee for a home phone
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanfictionthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
